do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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