How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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