I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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