Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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