Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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