This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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