Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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