But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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