some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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