Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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