this is something i pride myself on being below average for
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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