Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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