she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I want to be your penis for a week.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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