YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Randomize
