i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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