bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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