Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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