If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You don't make any sense
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