Me too!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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