what if I'm pregnant?
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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