i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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