Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
