Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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