listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
be right there i have to get my cape
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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