It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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