I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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