did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't turn off my feet"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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