I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I want to be your penis for a week.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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