I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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