Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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