My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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