at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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