I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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