He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
as a side note pls kill me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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