I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
All the doctor said was why
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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