3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
God, I missed his penis.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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