Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
