last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
