Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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