:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
