well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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