She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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