I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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