i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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