Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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