My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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