He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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