omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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