Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
