It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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