He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
drinking out of a sandbucket again
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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