He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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